{"id":1296,"date":"2013-04-13T06:50:40","date_gmt":"2013-04-13T12:50:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/maryanninprogress.com\/?p=1296"},"modified":"2013-04-12T17:29:51","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T23:29:51","slug":"cheese-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maryanninprogress.com\/cheese-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheese, Please…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Cheese\"<\/a><\/p>\n

While at the writer’s conference last week, a speaker said that no poems had been written about cheese to date. His point was that no one would read a poem about cheese. The speaker is probably right and honestly, I didn’t research poems to figure out if the speaker’s claim was correct. But, I am just stubborn enough to take such statements as a dare. So, in case the speaker’s claim was true, here’s my ode to cheese:<\/span><\/p>\n

Asiago, American
\nBleu and brie
\nCheddar, Camembert
\nAnd Domiati.<\/p>\n

Edam, Feta
\nGouda, gruyere,
\nHavarti, Imsil
\nJarlsberg all are there.<\/p>\n

Kojack, Limberger, Mozzarella
\nMonterey Jack, Mascarpone,
\nMunster, Nacho, Olteranni
\nAnd good ol\u2019 provolone.<\/p>\n

Parmesan, pepperjack
\nQueto and Romano
\nSwiss, String,
\nTandil and Urda.<\/p>\n

Valdeon, Whitestone
\nAnd Xygalo
\nYaraslavsky and
\nZamora.<\/p>\n

Whatever the occasion
\nWhatever the day,
\nThere\u2019s a cheese to imbibe
\nTo take your bleus away.<\/p>\n

Monday’s Post:\u00a0<\/strong>Zarzuela anyone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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