22
May

Maizie’s Musings: Lumps…

I’m getting lumpy. Seriously lumpy. I have lumps on my nose, my legs and my torso. This does not exactly make me jump for frisbees, folks.

One got so big that the Mom person made me go to the place where they often stick me. The people are nice enough…I’m just not wild about what goes on there. There are weird smells and I have to heel and I just want to get out of there as fast as I can before they can stick me again.

The last time I went I not only got “stuck,” but I had to spend an entire night there! It was the longest night of my life. There were all kinds of dogs there, barking and whining. We were all together in one big room and we had to eat weird dog food and drink weird water.

And I don’t even know how I got there. One minute they were sticking me and the next minute I was in that room with all the other dogs and I had a wowie-owie on my leg. They wouldn’t even let me lick it to make it feel better…it had this weird kind of meshy fur all around it.

To boot there were none of my favorite people there to pet my head and massage my paws and cater to my every whim. Whims must be catered to, because everyone knows I’m the one who’s in charge. (Shhh…don’t tell the Mom person…she actually thinks she writes these posts.)

Thankfully, the Mom person did come and get me the next day and bring me home. She seemed to have the same magic as the people at the sticking place because the next few days were pretty much a blur of sleepiness and resting on my cushy bed. When the wowie-owie began to feel better, she removed the meshy fur and I had a lot of loose fur where the lump used to be. The lump was gone! How did that happen???

I think I will hide my lumps from now on…not sure I like how these just disappear.

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