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Lessons Learned from Completing a Hospital Survey….
- Don’t start by counting how many questions you have to answer.
- There were 86 questions.
- Many of the questions were redundant, so we killed trees for nothing.
- The paper was heavy weight…more trees gone.
- Read all of the questions first before answering any of them.
- The regular nursing staff got a better rating than they deserved because of # 5 and using an ink pen. You’re welcome.
- If you can skip certain sections if they don’t apply to you, all of them will apply to me. See # 2.
- They still think I only visited their hospital once. I guess the 2nd time I was a mirage? I’ll remember that when it’s time to pay the 2nd set of bills.
- My doctor’s nurse thinks the same thing. See # 8.
- The helicopter evacuation team thinks the same thing. See # 8.
- They don’t make an answer choice for what I really think.
- They’re too scared to make an answer choice for what I really think.
- In reality, no one has ever thought up my particular answer choices. Or survey questions, for that matter.
- # 13 makes me smile…rather sadistically. I feel a post coming on…
- If they don’t want my actual opinion, they should not provide blank lines after the questions.
- The first 25 questions are from the U.S. government. Based on watching my parents deal with retired military medical care from the U.S. government, I think I can state pretty definitively that the answers to those 25 questions will be ignored.
- Based on # 16, I think I can safely say that hospital operations are probably going to get worse after answering their questions.
- I can actually hear my taxes going up, because of # 16 and # 17.
- The redundant questions? Yeah, those were from the U.S. government. See # 18.
- I’m all out of opinions, except that I am still smiling sadistically. See # 14.
Tomorrow’s Post: MaryAnn’s Hospital Survey…..bwahahahhaha
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